Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Midlife Ignorance

So, I'm almost 39, and I've only learned three things.

1. People have good reasons for being who they are.

2. Never promise identical twins this is the last time you'll be mixing them up.

3. If someone offers you a mint, just assume it's a hint and accept it.

My life is half over, and those are the only things I know. I don't even really know #2, because I can't promise I'll never do it again, because I only ever say it because of how much I wish it were true.

I feel like I should know five things.